Zero Fucks Coaster – Rude Laser Engraved Slate Coaster, Gift For Colleague, No Fucks Given, Fuck Off I’m Busy, Sweary Gift

Zero Fucks Coaster – Funny Slate Coaster | Rude Gift for Friends, Colleagues or Yourself

Add some unfiltered humour to your coffee table or office desk with our laser-engraved Zero Fucks Coaster. Made from natural slate and boldly inscribed with the hilarious phrase:

“Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.”

This rude and witty coaster is the perfect gift for someone with a sharp sense of humour — or as a little something for yourself when you’re feeling delightfully done with everything.

🖤 Perfectly Sarcastic

Whether you’re buying for a friend, coworker, sibling, or just need a mood-lifting desk accessory, this Zero Fucks Coaster gets the message across loud and clear — with a side of medieval drama.

🪨 Key Features

• Made from natural slate

• Laser-engraved for permanent, crisp detail

• Choose from round or square

• Approx. 100mm x 100mm

• Comes with rubber feet to protect surfaces

• Each coaster has unique grain and texture

🎁 Great for:

• Gag gifts

• Secret Santa

• Birthday presents

• Office humour

• Housewarming with a twist

✔️ Summary

• Zero Fucks Coaster – rude, funny, unforgettable

• Made from natural slate, laser engraved

• Round or square style available

• Great novelty gift or cheeky décor piece

• Handmade in the UK, fast dispatch